Warden Suggestion BoxSince we're all on different schedules, I thought it best to work out standard Policies and Procedures for proper Wardening, expectations for Inmate behaviour, rules & regulations, and consequences for breaking said rules here. This way, we can establish some consistency and fairness ( Read more... )

[Warden Filter]Alright, looks like this is our first go at the roll call system. Just sound off, your status and your inmate's, if you've got one. I'll try to keep on top of things ( Read more... )

[Warden Filter]
Y'know, once. Just once, I'd like to go a week without a murder or an attack or threats of an all-out bloody war between this group and that.

[Tired sigh.]

Anyway. Did a sweep of the crime scene-- Damon's cabin, that is. First thing: there were just... massive quantities of blood, which we can assume is all his, but I wanna ( Read more... )

[Warden Filter]
I need a pint, a whiskey, an entire bottle of house red, don't care. I just want to have a drink and forget we're on the bloody Barge for a few hours.

...

That's an invitation to join, by the way.

[Private to Prefect]
We're gonna take a few days in the CES once you're out of there.

[Private to the Admiral]This probably isn't ( Read more... )

[Warden Filter]
We've got an inmate on the loose with no warden. He's already killed three-- no, hang on...

Four people now, by my count, and that's the bare-- the bare minimum we're talking here. Given delay between death and... [He coughs, sounding a little uncomfortable] revival, that means there could be other victims that are currently ( Read more... )

[Public]
...God this place really does your head in sometimes-- no. Scratch that. Make it all the bloody time.

Thanks, by the way, Admiral; I really appreciated the bout of soap opera amnesia you threw at me ( Read more... )

I'm beginning to learn that there's never a dull moment here. Bears, bombs, breasts... What else is my mind gonna throw at me? [Yeah, Sam still thinks it's all in his head.]

[Private to Sexby]
Could I have a word? It's about your inmate.

[Warden Filter]I meant to give everybody a week to think on things before we moved ahead with voting, but ( Read more... )

Warden Meeting: 07/03/????
AGENDA

ISSUES FOR DISCUSSION:

1. Warden Conduct & Expectations
   
2. Inmate Conduct & Expectations
   
3. Warden-Inmate Relationships
   
4. Security & its Future
   
5. Inmate Consequences/Punishments
   
6. Jobs
   

PROPOSALS FOR DISCUSSION

1. Basic Warden Training
   
2. Warden Consequences

VOTING

( INSTRUCTIONS )

[Retroactively Warden Filtered]

This-- this? Is a bloody disgrace. I can't believe I'm even--

Alright.

Look.

I get that this is some... some kinda topsy turvy Willy Wonka world where nothing makes sense, but this is just absurd, even for "the Barge". Our genders should NOT have a negative impact on our ability to warden properly and ( Read more... )

I'm sorry-- I... Annie... Prefect-- oh God.

[He takes in a deep breath and seems to collect himself]

Admiral, bring Prefect back immediately.

[After a pause, he mutters:]

I can't believe I was killed by Doctor Who.

[OOC: SAM WILL BE LAYING LOW FOR A WHILE AFTER THIS.]